Alex: *resorts to personal life when he can't think of anything else to talk to people about*
Alex: *no experience with people. no experience with children. drama llamas all over the place*
Alexander: Oh hey, got that ring in for Adonia that you-
Alex: AHHHH LALALALA SHUSH SHUT UP ALEXANDER, NOW.
Alexander: …. So what do you want me to do with it, give it to her?
Alex: WHAT. NO WHY WOULD YOU?
Alexander: Because you’re doing that.
Alex: DOING WHAT I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT GIVE IT TO ME.
Alexander: But I don’t want to marry you…
Alex: GIVE. ME. THE “THING”
Alexander: What thing? The ring?
Alex: DO I HAVE TO HURT YOU.
Alexander: Was that a question?
Alex: GIVE IT TO ME.
Alexander: …. Are you coming on to me?
Alex: AHHHGG DHSKFS *throws logs at him*